just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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