Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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