I could make wine with my vomit
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I am available for nakedness
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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