And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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