found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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