so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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