So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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