windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
