Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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