he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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