Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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