i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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