On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
