I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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