How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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