I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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