normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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