This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I will pee on everything he values.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
