So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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