So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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