david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
