I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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