If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
