do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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