we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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