I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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