No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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