is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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