dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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