:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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