belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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