Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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