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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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