It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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