is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
No subtext here. People are naked.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
