Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So many bounce houses so little time
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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