I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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