I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He did a backflip because drugs
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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