You made me cry and you don't even care
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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