I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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