Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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