my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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