I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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