Fuck appropriateness.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
