Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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