I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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