He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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