she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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