I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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