she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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