Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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