note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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