DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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